Joke of the Month
A young girl had been suffering from severe headaches and had tests run by her doctor. The doctor said, “I’m sorry miss, but you have a massive brain tumor.”
The girl started crying and said to her mom, “I’m only 15 years old. I don’t want to die.”
The doctor said, “Well this is modern medicine. There is an experimental technique for a brain transplant, but it’s expensive.”
The girl’s mother said, “Don’t worry, dear. How much does it cost?”
The doctor replied, “Well, a male brain is Rs 10,00,000 and the female brain is Rs 25,000.”
The mom said, “No problem. But why is the male brain more expensive then the female brain?”
The doctor replied, “Because the female brain is USED!”
- For an instant anti-wrinkle face mask mix 3 drops of lemon with egg-white. Apply a thin coat on your face. Leave the mask on for 15 minutes and then wash off.
- Papaya juice is excellent for removing warts, corns or blackheads.
- Condition your hair by beating together 2 eggs, 1 tbsp castor oil, 1 tbsp glycerine, 1 tsp malt vinegar, 1 tsp coconut oil. Apply after initial shampoo. Leave for half-hour and wash off.