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Joke of the Day
A
young girl had been suffering from severe headaches and had
tests run by her doctor. The doctor said, "I'm sorry
miss, but you have a massive brain tumor."
The
girl started crying and said to her mom, "I'm only 15
years old. I don't want to die."
The
doctor said, "Well this is modern medicine. There is
an experimental technique for a brain transplant, but it's
expensive."
The
girl's mother said, "Don't worry, dear. How much does
it cost?"
The
doctor replied, "Well, a male brain is Rs 10,00,000 and
the female brain is Rs 25,000."
The
mom said, "No problem. But why is the male brain more
expensive then the female brain?"
The
doctor replied, "Because the female brain is USED!"
Tips
- For
an instant anti-wrinkle face mask mix 3 drops of lemon with
egg-white. Apply a thin coat on your face. Leave the mask
on for 15 minutes and then wash off.
- Papaya
juice is excellent for removing warts, corns or blackheads.
- Condition
your hair by beating together 2 eggs, 1 tbsp castor oil,
1 tbsp glycerine, 1 tsp malt vinegar, 1 tsp coconut oil.
Apply after initial shampoo. Leave for half-hour and wash
off.
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